Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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