the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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