and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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