We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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