oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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