Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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