Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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