He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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