Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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