Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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