This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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