im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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