I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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