i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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