Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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