Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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