Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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