You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just want to make out with him forever
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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