i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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