The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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