I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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