kristin has been a bad kristin
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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