From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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