Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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