Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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