Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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