Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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