Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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