I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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