Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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