butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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