All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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