i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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