Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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