I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize
