The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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