so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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