Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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