I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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