I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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