We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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