sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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