Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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