I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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