Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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