Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I look better un-naked...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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