no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think your dad took our porno
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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