Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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