This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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