You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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