so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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