Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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